Wednesday, October 8, 2008

A Near Death Experience

I almost died when I was seventeen. By drowning. By jumping off a 100' high tower into a lake. I couldn't swim. It was a near death experience.

Well, okay, the tower probably wasn't quite 100' high. And I could do a fairly decent dog paddle and side stroke for short distances. And I guess I didn't really come close to dying. Unless it was from humiliation.

It was the summer of 1960. My best friend Diane was a pretty blond with an over-developed seventeen year old body. She was slightly ditzy with an off-the-wall sense of humor, was much more adventuresome than I, and a heck of a lot of fun to be around.

One day when she and I both had a day off from our summer jobs, I was given permission to take the family car and drive to The Quarry, which was about 6 miles from where we lived, to go swimming. I had just purchased a cute, little, new two piece, blue and white gingham checked swim suit which I was eager to wear, and we both wanted to work on our tans more than get any exercise swimming.

The Quarry (as the name implies) had originally been a huge stone quarry which had been made into a popular swimming spot frequented by families and young people. It was divided into three sections. Part of the "lake", created in the huge hole left after the limestone was removed, was cemented on one end, two sides and the bottom, almost like a very big, open ended swimming pool. You entered on that end via cement steps into about a foot and a half of water gradually deepening to about four feet where the cement bottom ended at a chain barricade across the lake signifying a drop-off and deep water.

The other two-thirds of the body of water was more like a real lake with sandy beaches on the far end and one long side. On the side, a very shallow area was cordoned off and that's where parents with babies and small children stayed. Across the deep water from this area was a high cliff forming one whole side of the lake. Nearly up against the cliff a limestone tower had been built with a low diving board jutting out into the deep part of the water, a much higher diving board above that and then a concrete platform at the top of the tower. How high was the whole structure? Beats me. Much too high, I can tell you that.

That summer day Diane and I were situated on our blanket on the sandy beach of the deep end of the lake soaking up the sun and watching the activity in the water and on the diving tower. Diane said to me, "We should climb the tower and go off the top platform.”

I looked at her thinking she'd lost her mind. "We've never even gone off the diving boards. Why would we go off the top of the tower?”

"Because it would be fun and then we could brag to everyone that we did it!" Diane said.

"But you know I can hardly swim. And you're not much better. We'd drown," I replied.

"No, look," she said. "It's only a short distance from where we'll enter the water to the chain dividing the other end of the lake. We can easily make it to there and then pull ourselves over to the side. Besides, that really cute lifeguard is sitting right there in his chair," she giggled, "and would be glad to help us if we need it.”

"Nope," I assured her I was not going to do it. "Nuh-uh, not in a million years.”

"Oh, come on! I won't do it by myself and I really, really want to do it. Come on! Please, please, please do it with me?" she begged.

I have absolutely no recollection of how in the heck she talked me into it. It was a hot, crowded day at the lake and there was a long line behind the tower to climb the ladder to the first lower diving board, then on up to the higher diving board and finally all the way to the top of the tower. I did notice that it seemed to be only members of the male species (with the exception of Diane and her incredibly stupid best friend) going all the way to the top. We waited our turn, inching our way to the front of the platform, as one after another person went off. Diane was ahead of me and as soon as it was her turn to go off, she turned to me and said, "I can't do it.”

Picture the whole platform behind us filled with macho guys waiting for these two females to dive, jump, whatever . . . just get on with it . . . so they could have their turn going off the platform. Before I knew what was happening, Diane had done an about-face and was, much to the delight of said male population, side-stepping and squeezing her well-endowed self through them and back down the ladder as those coming up tried to make room for her backing down while making some not so pleasant comments about what the heck did she think she was doing.

Meanwhile I was still standing at the business end of the platform in a state of utter shock. What I should have done was to have grabbed Diane's arm and trailed her back down, no matter how difficult a path that seemed to be. But I didn't. I had panicked. I had frozen. And now the gaggle of guys behind me were starting to heckle.

"Go on, just jump, will ya, babe? You're holding up progress here!”

"Need help? I got an idea. Com'ere, hang on to me and we'll jump together!”

"Maybe she just needs a push. Ya wanna push, sweetie?”

Omigod. The sheer terror of it all. I didn't know what else to do except to jump and end my life quickly. I pushed off the edge of the concrete and went straight down like a rock. A big rock. A big, heavy rock.

When I hit the water my transverse colon came up and smacked my liver so hard I thought I was gonna pass out. I surfaced coughing, choking, gagging, and gasping with water splurting out of my eyes, nose, mouth and who knows where else. I flailed wildly about trying to keep my head above water. I caught a quick glimpse of the hunky lifeguard poised half out of his chair looking as if he was about to dive in to rescue me. The only thing that gave me the strength to collect my wits enough to start swimming a pathetic side stroke over to the chain barricade was the fact that my cute, little, new blue and white gingham checked swim suit top was bobbing up and down in the vicinity of my chin. "Good gawd, please take me now," was the only thought my water-logged brain could form.

Well, Diane and my friendship survived. I survived. I didn't die when I was seventeen. Of humiliation or otherwise. But all these years later, I can still acutely recall the terrible, awful, horrible, terrified feeling I had standing on that platform and knowing I had to jump. And I don't care what anyone else says, it sure felt like a near death experience. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Wanna Taste?

I volunteered to provide the goodies for a meeting at our local library tonight. Everything looked so purdy when I got it all ready that I thought I'd take a picture.


Fall is my favorite time of year to bake because I'm partial to pumpkin, molasses, apples, nuts, caramel, and orange flavoring . . . all of which are ingredients in one (or two) or another of these cookies, bars and breads.

If you can make the meeting tonight, you can sample everything!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Good-Bye Garden

Pumpkin vines do not like 26° weather.

Neither do green beans.

My beautiful Morning Glories are now Mourning Glories.

The zinnias bloomed like crazy . . . right up until the end.

Tender tomatoes just don't tolerate crispy temperatures.

Swiss chard, on the other hand, says, "Bring it on! It only makes us more flavorful!!"


Saturday, October 4, 2008

Dolls and Doll Clothes

When I was young, like many girls, I loved to play with dolls. Paper dolls, which were very popular at that time, especially interested me. I had quite a collection of them -- even some treasured old ones that a friend of my mother's had had when she was a child. And one very special one that my artistically inclined Aunt Shirley drew in pen and ink on white cardboard and cut out for me.

For all of my paper dolls, I designed clothes -- piles and piles of paper clothes that I drew, colored, cut out and played with.

The Christmas I was nine, I got a 14" tall doll with moveable arms and legs, and blond hair you could comb and style, a novelty in that day and age. I named her Holly (in honor of her birthday which was Christmas, of course) and I designed clothes for her, too, but since she wasn't a one dimensional paper doll I, not being able to sew, had no way of "producing" these clothes for her. My Aunt Sally, who was a talented seamstress, saw some of my designs one day and questioned me about them. She offered to take my drawings and make them into actual outfits for Holly. I was thrilled! I remember pestering her with phone calls every day asking about the progress. I was so excited!

When I think now about the time and effort Aunt Sally put into those little outfits -- she must have had to make her own patterns -- I realize what a labor of love it was.

I played and played with Holly until her comb-able hair fell out. My mom sent her away to get new hair but instead of just hair replacement, she came back with a whole new head with auburn hair, and she was . . . just not the same. Matter of fact, she wasn't Holly anymore, so I had to rename her Gail.

These are some of the outfits Aunt Sally made from my drawings. What a lucky little girl I was!

This was her Birthday Party dress.



Every doll has to have a Ball Gown.



She even had a warm, woolen coat.



(And, I'll let you in on a little secret, if you promise not to blab it around. When I got Holly/Gail out of her trunk to dress her in these outfits to take the pictures, I found I still like playing with dolls.)


Friday, October 3, 2008

Someday We've Got to Get Organized

We're trying. To get organized. One of the jobs we designated for this summer (and are starting to get panicky regarding) is cleaning, sorting and organizing our storage shed. And panicky we should be as it would really be stretching it to say this is still summer. I mean it has been known to SNOW in October in these here parts. And sometimes snow a lot. But we're not going to go there right now . . . not with the length of the list of our many chores needing to be done before inclement weather sets in. (You'll notice in the following pictures, Roy has on his down jacket. A mite nippy out there it was yesterday.)

Back to the shed. I've been hinting to my better half that we really MUST take a couple of days and work on the storage shed project. He announced yesterday morning that he needed to put up some shelving before we could really do much constructive rearranging in said shed. So here's his work area just outside the door of the shed.

And here's a peek inside the open door.

Yep, uh-huh, oh yeah. We need to do a little work on this.

There's progress being made in here, folks. The framework for the new shelves is almost complete.

I'm secretly hoping when we get to the actual cleaning and sorting, a lot of this stuff can be gotten rid of. But because my husband is a "saver", I'm not going to be too surprised to not see that happen. Oh, well, it will all be a lot neater and more organized at any rate. And best of all, WE CAN CROSS THIS JOB OFF OUR LIST!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Oh, The Pressure . . .

Due to the extreme pressure put on me by many readers' requests (Jim's), I am hereby publishing my new, improved stuffed pepper filling I recently wrote about. Feel free, dear cookers, to modify the recipe to suit your own tastes. Just be sure to give me full credit for all compliments you receive, because I'm the one who set you on your course to Stuffed Pepper Stardom. A percentage of any future royalties you may receive after going commercial is also appreciated.

Mama Pea's Stuffed Peppers

  • 12 large green or red sweet peppers
  • 2 cups minced onions
  • 1 pound diced mushrooms
  • 4 cloves minced garlic
  • 4 tablespoons butter
  • 1 pound pork sausage
  • 1 pound ground beef
  • 6 cups cooked brown rice
  • 4 beaten eggs
  • 1 tablespoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon pepper
  • 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese

Slice peppers in half lengthwise; remove stems, seeds and membranes. Blanch in boiling water for 3 minutes. Remove to ice water to stop cooking process. When pepper halves are cool, drain and set aside.

Saute onions, mushrooms, and garlic in butter until soft.

In a separate large stock pot, brown pork sausage and beef. Drain off excess fat, if necessary. Add sauteed vegetables, cooked rice, beaten eggs, salt, pepper and cheese and mix well. Stuff pepper halves.

To freeze: Arrange stuffed peppers on cookie sheet and place in freezer until frozen. Then wrap in freezer paper in desired portions, label and store in freezer.

To serve: Defrost on counter, place in covered casserole dish and bake at 350° for 30 minutes. (If you forget to take them out of freezer in time to defrost, I'm sure increasing the baking time would work out well.)

Yield: 24 stuffed pepper halves.

Of course, the size of your peppers is going to determine how far this quantity of filling is going to go. My peppers were quite large (one stuffed pepper half for each of us was adequate at our initial sample meal) so that could have been part of my dilemma of "too many peppers, not enough filling".

Happy stuffing!