Why It's Good To Be A Woman

Disclaimer: In an effort to keep from ticking off (too severely) my few readers of the male sex, please know that the following is posted all in fun and simply to elicit a few smiles and possibly a chuckle or two. And if you guys are the well-adjusted, self-assured males that I know you are, some of the following may even tickle your funny bone. So, now that I've done the best I can to cover my bu . . . ahem. Yes, well . . . here we go. These are some reasons why it's good to be a woman.

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

(Okay, come on now guys, didn't I see just a little smile or two?)